bein a lazy bitch is harder than you think. ya gotta be a wise ass lazy bitch. you gotta know when to be lazy and when to front. for example, today at work, i played a lot of web su doku. it takes me approximately 45 minutes to complete the evil round. i played 2 rounds. then i printed some out and hid them underneath a flyer. you gotta be smart. gor example, yesterday at work, no one was around, so i took some naps. if people were around, i would've been awake. or i would have gone into the bathroom stall and napped, one of my least favorite napping spots, but it gets the job done.

The Elder and i are lazy bitches with a plan. we can't talk about our plans just yet, otherwise we'd have to kill you.